Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My Mom is very confusing

Mom has started calling me by a new name: "Notchu Bailey".

She calls me "Notchu Bailey" 3 or 4 times a day, but other times she calls me my usual names, like Bailey, or Bay-Bay, or Baby, so that is why I'm confused. At first I thought she was saying "Nacho, Bailey", so naturally that got me up and running pretty fast. But she never had any Nachos for me, so I listened harder and realized it was "Notchu Bailey."

It is a pretty weird name, and it never means anything good for me. This is how it usually happens: Mom fixes a big delicious bowl of extra special dogfood, with real chicken, and cheese, and bacon, and other yummy stuff. Then she says "Come here, Baby, you're dinner is ready." So I come running over, and then she says "Notchu Bailey". And here is the not-so-good part: every time she calls me that, she gives the yummy food to Gumball.

I can't believe it has been 3 months since I blogged - I have been working really hard at Mom's store, and time just got away! As much as Facebook is a pain sometimes, it is so easy for me to pop in there and just say a few words, and I have to think real hard to do these blog posts!

I have lots of stuff to tell everybody, and new pictures, so I will try to do better. I love all you guys! Happy Holidays! Oh yeah: look at the new baby my friend Ruth got me! I shake it real hard and bop Mom and Gumball on the head. That is fun! Sometimes I knock Gumball off the bed when I do that, but he shouldn't be up there in my territory, anyway!

I hope Santa is good to all my bloggy friends!


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

The nerve! Your Mom makes special food and it isn't for you?!? *sheesh* All the more reason why I'm glad Mom and Dad don't have any midget humans! ;-)

Merry Christmas - we love your toy!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

JackDaddy said...

Thank you for letting us know that you are doing well!! We hope you have a great holidays too!

Sheila and Bob said...

We think that Notchu first name is rather common, as a matter of fact both me and my little sis Sophie are called that many times.
Maybe it is a title , you know like Prince or King or Excellency.
Parents can be so confusing most times.

Hamish & Sophie

PussDaddy said...

If you were here Bailey I would make you nachos for Christmas dinner. With extra cheese. I hope you and Gumball and Mom have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.


Bailey said...

Midget humans make me nervous, Fiona, so I am glad my Mom doesn't have any of them hanging around (she says she is allergic to them!)

Ham & Soph: You might be right! But how come nothing good ever happens to Notchu Bailey? I AM the king dog - I deserve the bestest!

PD - I want to come live with you and eat Nachos. But Gumball canNOT come, and you have to protect me from cats. They like to pick on my gentle nature!

Hi JackDaddy!

Happy Holidays!!

Sagira said...

We all have funny little names that go with our real names around here as well. :)

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Hello!! I do love nicknames, and all of our dogs have them too--One of them is 'muffin' and she never gets one, but I'm sure she keeps hoping!!

It's good to see a post from you. We know how life gets busy sometimes and are glad that you're doing well--We hope you have a wonderful and enjoyable holiday!!!

Wyatt said...

Hi Bailey-
Glad to hear that you have been busy at the store.
What's this about Nachos? When's dinner??


Samantha said...

So happy to see you again, Bailey - I know we connect once in a long while on fB, but here is where I love to hear about what's happening! We like our little human visitors - probly cause we act about their age and like the same toys heheh! You are furry funny, but I understand about the foodables. But you know what? Hang around the dining area a bit and you'll get magical gifts that land on the floor! Don't love the new name... poor Bailey!
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

Bailey said...

You guys are so funny!

Nachos are @ PD's house, Wyatt - I think anytime we show up. When is good for you? (Personally, ANYtime is nacho time, to me!)

I love when stuff falls on the floor, Sam - and you know what? Ever since this Gumball business, sometimes I don't even wait for it to hit the floor - I have been taking it right out of people's hands, and once right off of their fork! hey - they weren't paying attention, and were talking and waving that fork around, so I thought it was a game! Then I got yelled at. But I would do it again!

I will try to be a better blogger!

Sam said...

Welcome back, Bailey! We missed you, and we are sorry to hear that Gumball is getting special treatment. Mom knows what you mean about Facebook, so she tries to avoid it when possible!


Bailey said...

I'm happy to see you anywhere, Sam!