Friday, April 3, 2009


Yea! Check out my poll!

"The whole thing" is winning! I just know everything will work out in my favor this time!

Double Yea!

We had company last weekend!

My friend Kathy came to visit me - remember? I went to visit her last year - and now she came to my house! This is a picture of her cooking me a special treat when we were at her house.

She is really nice, and played with me, especially early in the morning when my Mom was still snoozing - Kathy sat out in the backyard with me, like a proper visitor, and talked to me and patted me.

And Kathy brought a really nice lady named Mary with her, and Mary was my favorite, because she gave me treats. All the time! Really delicious treats, like shrimp, and chicken, and cake!

And I get to go visit them really soon - I can't wait!
About 2 weeks ago, after I had been out in the backyard for a really really long time, I came inside, and started to throw up.
I couldn't stop! It was all brown and gross, and I couldn't stop, and bad brown stains got all over Mom's carpet and her bed. She didn't yell at me, because she knew I was really sick. But she thought I had been eating poop (again), so she gave me her dumb lecture about how eating poop always makes me sick - I just ignored her, and kept throwing up for a really long time.
Mom had to get a special carpet cleaner to get the brown stuff out of the carpet.
Then, about 3 days later, I started doing my "New Bone Dance" on Mom's bed, while she was working on the computer. My New Bone Dance is a very special dance that I do whenever Mom gets me a new bone - I hop around, and bark a really shrill high bark, and tap my front foot on the new bone so that it hops around on the bed and I can chase it. It's fun!
Except that Mom was very suspicious, because she hadn't bought me any new bones....
But I am a very resourceful dog - see...
I had found this bone in my very own backyard:
Mom jumped up and snatched it away from me, and threw it away in the outside trash so I couldn't get it.
But HaHa! There's a whole bunch more where that came from!
Mom is starting to suspect that this bone is somehow related to all that throwing up I did - she thinks I was eating some dead animal - but I'll never tell!
She thinks it's a rib bone, and she seems to think it's a pretty big one, for me anyway -
Now I know to chew them when she isn't watching. Moms are weird sometimes.


Anonymous said...

Bailey! Please stick with the shrimp, chicken, and cake! That bone looks dangerous! Of course, who am I to talk? I once dug up a bush in my back yard and ate part of the root and got paralyzed for a day. About your poll...Zeke just voted, too!

See ya!

Diego Dog said...

Oh Bailey, you got to be careful what bones you eat. I don't want you to be sick anymore because you are a good pal!

Diego Dog

Mason Dixie said...

Oh my oh my. visitors, throwing up and a suspicious bone? what a week. better keep the stock pile of bones hidden from your mom or they will all end up in the trash, no good. =)

Simona,Paco e Milo said...

GREAT post and funny story!!
this bone looks sooooooooooo yummy...
we miss you so much!!
hope to read from you asap!!!!
Lots of love and kisses!!!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bailey!
I am so sorry you were sick! That bone looks huge!
Please, eat only what your mom gives to you!
Take care
Kisses and hugs