Thursday, March 18, 2010

Well, I went to the doctor...

I had to go to my doctor for a check-up on Monday.

She is the very same doctor I have had ever since I was a baby, and she is a very nice lady.

But I think she was very confused on Monday, because she kept calling me "Jerry" instead of Bailey. "Jerry this," and "Jerry that." Oh yeah - I remember - she was calling me "Jerry Atric". That is a weird name.

My Mom told her I was not "Jerry Atric", but my doctor insisted. And then she drew some blood from my leg for tests, and she gave me a paw-dicure, and told me I was a good boy (duh) and sent me home.

The next day, she called my Mom and told me all my tests were OK, and my Mom told her again that I was not "Jerry Atric", and the doctor laughed and said "Well, keep thinking that, and maybe he will stay healthy."

Humans are strange sometimes.


Samantha said...

Jerry... hehee! Just keep thinking your own thoughts Bailey! Those are the correct ones! Happy to hear you are so healthy!
Hugs xo

Sheila and Bob said...

Bailey; We are glad all your tests were normal and this Jerry Atric fellow seems to be all over.
We don't know who he is but we don't think we like him.

Hamish & Sophie

JackDaddy said...

Maybe she meant Jury Attic and you are supposed to have a courtroom at the top of your house. In which case, I would say she is REALLY confused! :)

Bailey said...

HaHa Jack - I like that!

I want a courtroom in my attic, and that hot Judge Marilyn Milian as the judge! She's a hot tamale!
I would love to hump her leg!!!

Uhoh - Mom says I cannot put that in my she comes..

OOps! Send!

1000 Goldens said...

We're glad you were healthy and could deny the Jerry accusations :)

Anonymous said...

Oh' Bailey - last time I went to the vet they asked my mom if she wanted the "jerry atric" tests for me. Mom quickly covered my ears & said no!! .. we would like the big puppy tests instead. I'm almost 13 & she still calls me big puppy.

wags n' woofs
Milkbone Morgie

Scout 'n Freyja said...

It is a furry good thing when you can go to the dog-tor and get good reports! We are so happy that you are healthy. Now, let's celebrate with a round of Milk Bones!

Lorenza said...

My mom would say... "Jerry-Atric the oldest person in your family"!
Glad to know you are healthy!
Kisses and hugs

Thor said...

I'm glad to hear all your tests were ok.
Oh my, your doctor is totally confused!

Sam said...

There is no such thing as a "jerry-atric" golden, they are puppies forever!


SGR said...

Woof! Woof! Bailey ... That's Funny! Glad that you are well n healthy. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

Hoomans are just weird.
So happy to hear the blood work came back all clear.

Sierra Rose said...

Hi Bailey!
Haven't stopped by for a while now. You ok? Miss you!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose