Thursday, June 18, 2009

I took a vacation! And something horrible happened!

Mom packed up the car again, and we took a really long ride, and I got sooo excited when we turned on this road in the mountains, because I remembered this place!

Mom had helped me pack my stuff, and I took ugly baby, because he is really good for tug-of-war, and I remembered that the nice man at the vacation house is really good at tug-of-war, and of course I took Gingey baby, because he is the best baby ever!

When we pulled up in the driveway, I was super-excited, and leaped out of the car with my leash, and ran up the stairs to the big glass door (after I stopped for a long tinkle), and peeped inside, and waited for my Mom to make it up the steep stairs. (It's quite a climb!)

It took Mom a looooong time to get up to the door!

But she finally did, and she knocked, and the nice vacation man came and let us in, and that's when my excitement ended.

'Cause I had forgotten all about these 2 characters: Tai, and Nummy - who evidently live there.

They are probably nice dogs and everything, but this was MY vacation, and it was supposed to be all about ME!

So I pouted for 2 whole days on Mom's vacation bed. Just me and ugly baby and Gingey.

I didn't even eat!

And everytime anybody took me outside, I ran straight to Mom's car, and sat beside my door, waiting for them to let me in, so I could go back home. But we still stayed there. Mom let me sit in the car for about a half hour one day, but we never left.

Mom was up there to go to school, so she was gone most of the day, and after I quit pouting, I had a really good time.

The littlest dog is Nummy - she is a Yorkiepoo, whatever that means, and she thinks she is the queen of the house, or something. All I know is, she likes to steal my toys.

They had these great hard plastic balls there, and everybody thought it was Sooooo cute when Nummy played with the ball - probably because the ball was bigger than her whole head!

There were 5 or 6 of these balls floating around, but whenever I tried to play with one, Nummy would try to take it away from me. And naturally, I would try to get it back.

So when Mom wanted to get a "cute" picture of Nummy carrying the ball (something I do EVERYday, and somehow it isn't "cute"), I found myself locked out on the deck. Hmmmph.

Here is the "cute" picture of Nummy carrying her dumb old ball.

Here is the correct way to carry a ball.

Here, Nummy sees her dumb old ball lying about 1 inch away from me, so she is planning how she is going to steal it. Note the look of pure evil in her eyes!

The nice man at the vacation house knew that the scratchy old upholstery on the chairs in the house would be uncomfortable for my highly sensitive skin, so as soon as he saw me, he got some very soft, 100,000 count bed sheets and covered ALL the chairs, just for me!

This one is my favorite chair (because it is close to the remote!)

The vacation house man played with me a lot, and I think he plans to make something very special from all the hair I shedded while I was there, because everytime he saw some of it gathered around a chair leg, or a table leg, or tumbling around on their hardwood floor somewhere, he leaped up and grabbed it. I'm sure he has a nice collection of it by now. He's probably going to make a sweater, or maybe a vest.

I pulled some mean tricks on Mom while I was there - I ran away from home twice, and made her chase me up and down that whole mountain. It was pretty funny.

I had a really good time, but I am sure glad to be back home!

But I forgot to tell you the horrible thing - I was getting very nervous when Mom was packing to leave, and carrying Gingey everywhere, and I put him down in the vacation lady's office, and WE LEFT HIM THERE! It is a tragedy!! I am lost without my Gingey. Mom says they will mail him to me soon, so for now, I am carrying around the carcass of poor piggy baby. It's really just part of the head, with one arm and leg still attached, and no stuffing - it is pitiful!
I want my Gingey!

PS: Happy Father's Day to all you great dads out there!


Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHH POOR Baileyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
your vacations aren't going very well!!!!!!!!!!
when we think to have a time ONLY for us and we find another guest instead..........Mmmmmmmmmmm....we aren't too you!!!!!!!!
And....OMDDDDDDDDDDDd...what a tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're at home without your sweet Gingey!!!!!!!!!!!
We really hope your Gingey could come back home soon!!!!!!!!!!
you need him!!!!!!!!!!
If you want we can send you our preferred fluffy toy to take care of you meanwhile you're waiting Gingy!!!!!!!!!!!
We love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweet kisses and licks!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny said...

Dear Bailey, I'm so sorry that your vacation was somewhat of a disaster! I have had times like that myself and I'm always glad to get home. My Mom is wiping her eyes from laughing, she thinks you're quite the writer! I hope you get your buddy in the mail soon. Love, Lucy

CAM said...

Hey Bailey.
What a vacation! Im glad you're home. The humans say, "You can't choose your family", but it seems like you are telling us that "One can't choose one's friends!" How about that - being stuck all that time with a fiesty little -Poo!
Enjoy being home.
Love Max &Co - at home in Johannesburg

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Poor Bailey

Doesn't seem like you got any rest and relaxations, because we all know pouting is not resting. We hope Gingy gets home soon.

Tucker and Daisy