Sunday, May 16, 2010

So Here's the Deal

Remember my awesome idea to stop eating dogfood so I could spend all day eating delicious treats from the deli near my Mom's store?

And remember how that idea kinda backfired, 'cause my Mom told the deli man that I could not have any more deli treats?

Well, Mom and Franklin (that's the nice man that owns the deli) worked out a deal, where if I eat my breakfast, I can have a little bit of treats from Franklin.

If you remember, the deli is right on the way to my potty spot. As a matter of fact, it is right next to my potty spot.

And it is a long way from Mom's shop - this photo shows a picture taken about about 3 shops away from the deli, and about 4 or 5 shops past my Mom's shop. I am standing in front of the deli. See all that pine straw just past me? There is a long stretch of pine straw and bushes going alongside the deli there - and that is a great private spot for all my doggy business!

When I tell my Mom that I need to go out, I always mean it ('cause I would never tell a lie!), but I have now started telling her I need to go out for different reasons! Only Mom doesn't speak Golden Retriever so good, 'cause she always thinks I am telling her it is potty time, and she can't understand how I could possibly need to go potty every 20 minutes!

So Mom gets my leash, and her sunglasses, and her silly-looking dumb old hat, and her keys, and opens the door. I scoot out and start trotting toward the potty spot while she is locking the store door, and she finally starts following me, and most of the time I just stop in front of the deli, and stand there.

And stand there.

And stand there.

See, if Mom doesn't have any customers at the time, and she sees that I was only "mooching for meat" as she calls it, she stops at "Montego Bay", which is a really nice store with comfy chairs outside, and pretty plants outside, and really really nice peoples there, and she sits down and starts running her mouth with all the nice peoples, and keeps one eye on me, and one eye on her store, in case a customer comes.

Every once in a while I check to make sure Mom is OK, but mostly I just stare inside the deli windows, sending thought-rays at Franklin.

More thought-rays.

Sometimes, my thought-rays are so powerful that cars pull up to the deli, and people open the door and go inside, and I scoot right on in behind them!

That makes Mom jump up out of her Montego Bay chair and run run run to the deli and haul my hienie right out of there. You guys should see my Mom run. In her dumb old floppy hat. She is a hoot!

Naturally, my super-powerful thought-rays ultimately work (they never fail!), and Franklin opens the door, and comes out to greet and treat me!

At first, I am so excited to see the treat Franklin that I jump up and dance!

But I quickly remember my manners, and Franklin gives me something yummy!

And he gives me lots of pats and rubs, too!

Every day Franklin asks my Mom if I ate my breakfast, and makes sure she says yes before he gives me any treats, so now I am a good breakfast eater again.

Except that now, I have been refusing to eat my breakfast in the kitchen, so Mom is taking it out on the deck, and I am eating al fresco. I love being outside!

And here's a little something for everyone who has read this really long story:
My Mom is holding a secret sale in her Etsy shop just for all my bloggy friends - if you visit her shop and see something you love, she will give you 10% off the regular price. All you have to do is, when you are checking out, look for the box that says "message to seller", and just type "Bailey is my friend" in the box. [You'll have to pay the regular price when you check out, but Mom will refund 10% of the item price (not counting the postage) back into your PayPal account]. But hurry - Mom says this sale ends on June 1!


Sam said...

We will check out (and book mark!) your Mom's store! You are a riot, Bailey, we love the pictures.


JackDaddy said...

Well, your mom appears to be a very smart woman if she's caught onto your tricks already! :)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bailey!
Sounds like a good deal!
Glad he gives you treats again and again!
Kisses and hugs

Wrigley said...

Mom is going to check out the store online.

I love your stories about the deli and Franklin - great strategies for getting treats!

Wags and Kisses,

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You are lucky dog, Bailey to get treats from the Deli man. It reminds me of the movie Kachi. Your mom's jewelry are beautiful. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Charlie said...

Honestly - it is SO hard to train humans. They just take forever to get the point!!
- Charlie

1000 Goldens said...

You are so cute! I wish I could visit Franklin too...

The Teacher's Pets said...

Now, Bailey, you are a devious dog for sure! I love how you just keep standing and standing in front of the deli until you get exactly what you want! If I saw your face at the door I would give in to your wishes every time and your mom probably would not be pleased! You are a funny fella and I am your newest follower and I hope you'll visit me soon!