First, let me start by saying I looooooove Cheez-its!
Mom's favorite flavor is Parmesan and Garlic - they're OK, but the bestest Cheez-its are the plain cheesy ones, and the second best is White Cheddar, but now Mom only buys Parmesan and Garlic, so what can I do?
Mom and I have Cheez-its lots of time for nighttime snacks.
Sometimes, she forgets that I need my nighttime Cheez-its, and if the box is anywhere in our room, I will go stand in front of it and stare at it, so she will remember.
So, last night I was really excited because as soon as Mom got home from work, she grabbed a brand new FULL box and brought it upstairs, and threw it on the bed while she changed clothes.
I just knew good things were coming my way!
But then, as usual, she got out her dumb old computer, and started playing with it instead of with me, and soon enough, she forgot all about the Cheez-its.
I even grabbed the box and brought it closer to her, but she wouldn't get off the computer. For Hours. And Hours.
But finally she did, and then we had snacks!
And then the best thing EVER happened - Mom put the box on the pillow next to her so she could keep playing on the dumb computer, and she forgot all about the Cheez-its. I wanted more Cheez-its, and I kept bugging her, but she ignored me. I kept creeping closer and closer to the pillow, trying to get her to give me some, but nothing.
And then I creeped one more time, and the whole OPEN box fell off the bed, and I leaped for it, and Mom pushed her computer off her lap and tried to grab the box, but it was too late. There were millions of Cheez-its on the floor, and Mom let me have ALL of them!
You probably remember that I like to recycle the Cheez-it boxes when they are empty.
But we didn't empty the box last night, even after it fell off the bed, so that means more Cheez-its for me, soon!
Then I will get rid of that empty box, and a new full box will magically appear in the kitchen!
And did you know that I love Cheez-its soooo much that I will even do dumb tricks to get them?
Oh well - anything for that cheezy goodness, I guess.
No - not anything. I will NOT wear a hat just to get a Cheez-it.