Friday, July 31, 2009

It's for my own good...?

Does that statement EVER mean anything good is about to happen?


And my Mom has been taking care of my boo-boo, and checking me all the time, and I got all better this week, so Mom decided to start letting me go without the cone.

She does this gradually - by letting me go for just a few hours without it at first, so she can watch me, like I'm some kind of recidivist or something.

The nerve.

But anyway, she started freeing me from the cone on Monday when she was home from work, and we sat around the living room all day - she was working on her stoopid beads, and I was left to my own devices. Do you want to know what I did? Really what I did?

Mom was really, really wrapped up in her bead stuff, and the TV was on, of course, and so she wasn't paying much attention to me.

And about an hour later, she noticed that she was hearing a very repetitive licking sound coming from somewhere - and she started looking for me, and she couldn't see me anywhere. Because I am smart, and I had crawled behind a big chair to hide from her!

And she got up really quietly and sneaky-like, and snuck up and me and caught me licking - but I wasn't licking my all-healed-up boo-boo. I was, of course, licking my .......... "business". After all, I hadn't been able to do this in FOREVER!!!

And evidently, that was OK with her, because she didn't put me back in the cone.

So for 4 days, she let me be out of the cone whenever she was home and awake, and I was perfectly behaved, and didn't do any bad licking, so last night she let me sleep without the cone.

She even gave me a huge rawhide bone so I could celebrate, and have something delicious to chew and suck on!

And then this morning, she gave me a full body frisking, and didn't find any wet spots, so she decided I was over it, and she went to work and left me out of the cone! Hurray!!

And I spent all day sucking on my thigh, and when Mom got home, she frisked me again, and discovered what I'd done, and put me back in the cone, saying "it's for your own good".

Yeah, right.

Stupid cone.

9 comments:

Thor said...

I hope you can get rid of that cone soon!

xoxo
Thor

Sunny said...

Hi Bailey,
I wondered how you were doing. Hope that cone is gone for good soon.
Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

Bailey said...

Thanks, guys - me too!!

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh poor and sweet Bailey...
we're sooooooooo sad for you!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...we hate that cone on your head!!!
Do you need help to be free again???
But we're sure if you'll be a good boy your mommy get free you soon!!!
Take care of you!!!!
We love you a lot and our little sister send you special baby kisses and licks!!!
Have a great weekend!!

SGR said...

Woof! Bailey It's your golden friend, Sugar. Hope you'll be okay soon and get rid of the awful cone ... it must be really hard to sleep with that ...
It's my birthday soon and I have a birthday giveaway. Visit my blog and read my current post. Looking forward to hear from you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bailey!
Sounds like everything was going well... until you did it again!
I hope you are fully recovered soon, so you can get rid of that cone!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Bailey said...

Wow - I just got a spammy comment!

I deleted it - spamming earns a big No No Bad Dog!!!

Miley said...

Hi Bailey, stupid cone is right!!!! I just got mine off and mom still wakes up at night thinking I'm licking my boo boo but I was just doing what you were doing. Stupid cone, stupid humans!!! Love your blog!!!

lotsa licks,
Miley

Bailey said...

Hi Miley!
A dog's gotta like what a dog's gotta lick, right?

I am glad you are out of your cone - I still have to wear mine when Mom is at work.
But she lets me be free now for a few hours in the evening while we play and watch TV, and she just started letting me sleep without it again, so maybe I can behave this time.


If I EVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE, MOM!!1!!11!!!