Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The End is Near...

When Mom came home from work, she found this on her pillow:

Do you recognize it?

Here is a hint:

It is cow baby's left ear.

Once again, one of my brand new dog toys is falling apart, all on it's own.

But I think I have figured out the reason all my dog toys keep falling apart!

If you look closely at the top picture, you will notice there there is a lot of Bailey-hair all over the ear. Hence, dog hair must cause deterioration of dog toys, and the longer you play with them, the more dog hair they get on them, so the more rapid the deterioration.

I really AM a genius, just like my Mom says!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Bailey!
Thanks for telling us about that!
I will be very careful with my toys now that I know what my hair can cause on them!
Kisses and hugs

Sunny said...

Hi Bailey,
I think you're on to something because the very same thing has happened to some of my toys, in fact the nose of my loofa puppy suffered the same fate! You are so smart!
Luv, Lucy

Bailey said...

Hi friends!

You are so welcome - glad to help! I'm only sorry it took me years of intense research to figure this out!

MAX said...

Hey there, Bailey
That looks like stuffing to me...and you say its an ear? I wouldn't worry about putting it together again - you have TWO toys now! Isn't that the point of destroying stuffies?
Lots of licks

The FOUR Musketeers said...

OH ! You should see our house is full of that whenever new toys arrive ! MUAHAHA

SGR said...

Woof! Bailey ... First, I am glad to see that you are not wearing that round thing on your neck ...
Well, I do the same thing but not with my toys ... ooops!!! You are so smart ... time to get a new toy.
Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Miley said...

Hi there Bailey, why the heck didn't I think of that?!?!? My hair has been destroying my toys, seriously, they don't even last a week!! Gotta go tell mom this one, thanks Bailey!!!

lotsa licks,

Bailey said...

I hear you, Miley -
Watch for my next in-depth report on Toxic Dog Hair - it is sure to be picked up by major news outlets

artistamyjo said...

Hi Bailey, You look just like our Bailey did. We put him to rest on July 27th,2009.
One of the saddest days of our lives.Our home and hearts are empty.We will have another in time but for now I'm sending a big hug to you.

Bailey said...

((big hugs)) back to you, artistamyjo.

So sorry about your Bailey -

Come back and visit me sometime!

Aren't goldens the bestest dog ever??